Welcome to the first post of our new column, What He Says...!
If you missed the introduction last week, you can read the whole post here and meet the guys. The quick and dirty of it is, I've invited a few of my gay author and reader friends to share their thoughts on a variety of topics - sometimes silly, sometimes serious. The column will run on the first and third Thursday of each month. And since our very first post opens with the New Year, I asked the guys if they make New Year’s Resolutions, and if they do, what they have in store for 2012.
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Stuart Wakefield: I’m a year-round goal-setter, so no. I make no special resolutions at New Year’s. In fact, I avoid New Year’s completely, if at all possible. I’m usually in bed by ten o’clock or I go home. No, wait, that didn’t come out right. I used to get really maudlin on New Year’s Eve, so I’m in the habit of keeping myself to myself and playing video games or chilling out with like-minded miserable old sods.
ETA: In late-breaking news, I accepted an invite to an NYE party and made one resolution, which is to get back to hip-hop dance class. I gave up about six years ago and I miss it.
Thorny: I usually make at least one resolution. Sometimes they stick. This year’s started early, actually. My husband says I cuss too much, so I'm working on that. God bless America (instead of goddamnit, which auto-correct turned into "God blew America" because I left off an S...), son of a donkey (probably obvious), monkey balls (I don't know why), hyphenation (hell and damnation), and shuffypiss (sh*t f*ck piss, for those really important moments like when *somebody* gets a little overeager and doesn't wait a minute for me to relax).
Thorny-cussin' 2.0. :) I think it’s going to be a resolution that sticks.
D.H. Starr: (In response to Thorny):
I love this. It reminds me of a friend I had growing up. She used to make up naughty-words like Garglebob and Cauliflower Head. It was so creative.
Edmond Manning: I love New Years resolutions! But I hate New Year’s. The holiday itself depresses me, so much forced jolly and this ridiculous myth that somehow your wasted-ness predicts the quality of hilarity for the upcoming year. Every year, I make myself a lovely dinner -- something special -- then go for a walk at 11:30PM around the very-frozen Lake Harriet in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Yeah, it’s freakin’ cold.) I think about the previous year, and make my resolutions for the next one.
At midnight, people at parties run out onto their porches and scream with delight, so I pop my champagne: sip and stroll, sip and stroll. My favorite year, I met a heavily bundled couple sitting on lawn chairs on the frozen lake and offered them champagne. The woman unfurled a giant purple mitten revealing crackers and cheese. Through her scarf she said, “Trisket?”
I love Minnesota.
Damon Suede: Like Stu I’m a goal-setter, so resolutions are part of my warp and weft. My New Year’s resolution is the same exact thing every year and it always works and it applies to anyone: BRAND NEW MISTAKES. I know I’m going to fuck things up in the next twelve months, but I want to try and screw up in fresh and fascinating ways. Every day I wake up and I think, what NEW mistake can I make? How can I scare myself or rattle my own cage? If we don’t keep trying to move in unexpected directions we dig our ruts into graves.
Stuart Wakefield: (In response to Damon) I am totally feeling Damon’s... ahem... approach. More inventive fuck-ups sound perfect!
D.H. Starr: Hmm... The new year. I have such mixed feelings about the date. It reminds me of Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas morning...so much build-up and hype and it’s over in a New York minute. I guess I do some reflecting at the New Year’s and sometimes I set a goal, but in the past, the goals have been very specific and didn’t really focus on what was really at the center of my musings and wonderings about my life. As I’ve gotten older, my thoughts for the New Year have become a bit more realistic and therefore doable.
This year I’m setting a goal to be more balanced in my life. Currently I’m all work. I haven’t made enough time for my writing in 2011, and I definitely haven’t put in the kind of effort I should or could in finding a man and developing the kind of relationship that I know I want and can have. So this year, my resolution is
balance.
Evidence of success doesn’t have to be a boyfriend, or the loss of the 20 pounds I don’t need right now, or a filled social calendar. Instead, evidence that I’m achieving my resolution is a sense of equilibrium. I asked for a recumbent cycle for the holidays and am treating myself to a small elliptical running machine (one without the arms). I’d like to find a good Yoga place and maybe go to a few public venues to read some of my work. I spend a lot of time with family, but not enough with friends. And my characters are shaking their heads at me, wondering when I will let them tell their stories. Not too much pressure. No firm end lines that need to be crossed. All I need is the courage and fortitude to make the time for the things I haven’t made time for.
Charles Edward: My resolutions are very ho-hum: to improve my skill at editing my own work and to make time to write every day. I have some publishing-related projects that currently demand a lot of my time, and I also recently made the mistake of buying Skyrim. So to help keep my resolutions, I asked my spouse to use parental control settings to make my XBOX work for only two hours each day. And he is never to tell me the password, no matter what!
* * * And now we open the floor to you. Do you make New Year's Resolutions? Do they stick?
Be sure and drop by on the 19th when the guys share their thoughts on... cross-dressing. And don't forget, if you have any topics, questions or photos you'd like the guys to tackle, just shoot them my way. We'll make sure you get the credit.